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INVENTION INNOVATION PORTFOLIO 3
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INVENTION INNOVATION 1a/11b / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2008.
Deluxe Film To Written Word Watch.
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INVENTION INNOVATION 1b
INVENTION INNOVATION 1C
( INVENTION 11c ) I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2008.
Music Uploader Watch.
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INVENTION 19 / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2009.
Entertainment Invention For Caged Birds to stop them plucking their feathers out and pecking each other to keep in touch & a watchful eye on them plus is a new entertaining experience for both pet & person.
Invention consists of Main Unit inside cage & remote control interfacer also wire connected camera to view out side live or preprogrammed visuals to the screen inside cage.
Main unit to have a waterproof mirror and a camera miniature tv screen speaker and microphone,receiver/transmitter + wire connection camera to capture the sun moon stars changing climate / seasons yourself also red blue green & yellow bird buttons with the following functions further below.
Remote control unit is an ideal gift for owners of caged birds & for their birds for reasons of keeping in contact with your feathered friend keeping an eye on it when in a different room it has a camera on it which links to screen on main unit microphone visual screen plus speaker to transmit personal voice & picture red blue green yellow function of the buttons work both ways it works a bit like a mobile phone with basic antenna transmitter with receiver transmitter to main unit it transmits to the main unit pressing the red button on remote control triggers your live or pre programmed voice & visuals to the main unit or both for example feeding time eat your seed then bedtime bath time or another example I’ll be home in 5 minutes have your iodine.Plus you could programme with the remote timers food dispenser water drink stored withen command unit.night time scenery morning etc. with its basic key in pad & red blue green yellow buttons.
Button functions for main unit.
red / speech for attention /link with owner tapping on red the bird transmits to your remote controlled device for attention remote control beeps to let you know you are wanted and you have audio & visual. Remote control used anywhere for example whilst shopping or at a friends house it links to main unit sound & vision with owner / pet bird comfort both ways.
blue / water spray.
green / music and bird song of the day or masters voice tap 1 2 thrice or 4 for that.
yellow / change scenery on main unit or photo of its master.
owner can disable all bird buttons with the remote at anytime.& programme.
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Invention Innovation 17 As Known As Mega 1 / I.P. OF IAIN INNES.COPYRIGHT 2009.
‘THE’ MOST ULTIMATE & HOLY INVENTION EVER CREATED SPOKEN THROUGH THE HOLY GHOST.SURELY TRULY THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER BLOODY INVENTED MATE.BIGGER THAN EVEN THE WHEEL BROTHER.
IS A WATCH SPECIALITY INNOVATION.IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT INVENTION YET.
WATCH BIBLE.
RULES OF THE COMMAND UNIT.WHATS THE TIME.
IT IS THE BIBLE THE DICTIONARY AUTOMATIC PLUS IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE WORD OF GOD GOD CREATED EVERYTHING.
PROGRAMMED WITH ALL KNOWN CODING SYSTEMS.
+ COPYRIGHTED LANGUAGE LEARNING SYSTEM OF IAIN INNES A-Z / 1 - 10 / ICONOGRAPHY.ALSO KNOWN AS INVENTION CONCEPT 5.
FUNCTIONS CONTINUED.
NARRATES ALL WORD OF THE BIBLE INTO AUDIO/PICTURES… FILM BIBLE WATCH TO THE LAWS OF INVENTION 11,11A,11B + 11C MAKES MUSIC FROM THE WORD OF THE BIBLE THROUGH IT'S COMMANDMENT PROGRAMMING ‘A’ to ‘Z’ AS IT WAS WRITTEN BY THE LORD & ONLY GOD.TEACHING UNIT BASIC & ADVANCED BIBLE STUDIES + THEOLOGY.SYMBOLISM OF THE BIBLE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING EXPLAINED ENGINEERING/PHYSICS OF GODS UNIVERSE.
+ ZAP INTO ANY DEVICE WITH A REMOTE CONTROL SENSOR UPLOAD ALL YOUR STUDY/WORD.TO A TV,DVD PLAYER,STEREO,COMPUTER ET-CETERA.
WATCH COMMAND UNIT HAS THE CLEAREST DIGITAL SCREEN.REMOTE CONTROL INTERFACER UNIT.VOICE COMMAND MICROPHONE / SPEAKER, SCANNER JACK CONNECTION BLUE TOOTH TYPE REMOTE MESSAGE SENDER.FOR THE ABOVE ALSO FOR ‘LIVE’ ANY DISTANCE VISUAL & AUDIO SEMINAR NETWORKING TRANSMISSIONS VIA LINKING COMMAND UNITS BY KEYING INNES 1 TO 10 CODE.
REAL SPIRIT INTERACTION WITH GOD FOR HIS PEOPLE VIA THE GOOD SATURN ’LIGHT’
GOD WATCH.
BY THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST THE TEN COMMANDMENTS EVERYONE THOU SHALL NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THY LORD GOD IN VAIN MR INNES.
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INVENTION 22 / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
TOTAL OFFICE MEDIA SUNGLASSES UNIT
Design.
Deluxe item for the office.Made to last a lifetime.
The fashion & office glasses that can change style with voice command with built in office & media centre.The unit consists of an onboard computer with internet connection telephone fax & email functions.It has 2 retractable left & right smart lenses / viewing monitors that is compact on each arm.It is an auto voice command only unit it is a voice command visual audiable computer interfacer machine.On command the office media lenses together or the singular move to the field of vision on the left and right sides in front of the vision to broadcast office desktop internet /or media radio,film,music chips blank plus preprogrammed.It has smart cameras on the front of each arm on the corner top of the left & right lenses plus a microphone for all system commands & to receive phonecalls plus dictation.The unit also has a stereo headphones on the right /left arms for the ear.
Design continued. 5 Styles of Cool sunglasses On a voice only command automatic its smart pre programming can change into 5 different styles of ultra hip slick sunglasses it works this way. Its mechanical design engineering plus pre-programming switches the styles via voice command safely the change is controlled by levers springs & axel movements it switches style & shape by sliding plus moving into & out of itself over & under from & into its extra design construction apparatus withen the right & left arms via its electronic circuitry programming it moves its motion electronically via the miniature metal ball joints axels & controlled levers throughout the frame / pre programmed movements it folds clicks morphs & slides into place just like a jigsaw with the glass/plastic lenses locking into place withen the unit firmly and smoothly until it is set into the correct position style & semi locks meaning a central.1mm horizontal gap through its middle Then the programming for the inner & outer lense mechanical movement is set into motion the thin times2 inner & outer selected style lenses in 1 of 10 different colours transparent lenses are pullied along both sides of the inner plus outer side of the main viewing lense via grooves in the frame for that particular design of frame this happens as they slide out from compact compartment open up from withen the left & right arm connected to the nose bridge of unit via a strong ultra thin wire which the lenses are connected to & move along on a mechanical pully going across the length of the central semi locked gap an through the nose bridge left and right to the centre visual part of the desired frame to cover both sides of main lense this is done smoothly as they glide along both sides of the main lense and in their grooves inside the frame both sides of the lense to invisible the joins they lock inside the nose bridge securely then the semi locking device locks the whole unit down onto the thin magnet strip along the join edges locking them more so secure with the frame plus hiding the thin pully wire withen the lock.At the same time this is happening in sequence the uneeded lense equiptment of different programme styles / frames folds smaller back into itself via its joints & miniature hinges back into the frame mechanically plus smoothly electronically and moves along through a groove in the hollow inner right & left arms via its sliding controlled spring mechanism and a shutter seals it .Then it beeps to show it has changed successfully everytime.
& Media & Office Screens.
The left & right arm on voice command together or singular move forward from the outside of each arm forward then turn inwards both sides at 90 degrees & move across the main clear lense then lock into place It is a smooth movement on a miniature hydrolic pin axel.It importantly has a little powerful memory chip plus miniature onboard system computer blackbox transmitter for the web phone fax email & camera features.It makes a very cool humming noise as it makes this function happen. Functions. Right screen.
Office Screen / desktop internet computer telephone fax email text.
Receive voice calls in the same way as a mobile phone email also dictation via the microphone plus all desktop internet commands to the unit.ie speak search terms to yahoo /google or spell out whilst seeing the visual of screen right.Recieve fax text documents onto the memory chip plus view them example scroll down page voice commanded.It has self explanatory menus like a standard computer operating system displayed with the visuals of the right also the left screen.It has a retractable blank & pre-programmable memory slot & usb plus jack connection.Dictate a word language number document via the mic and see it there.Plus with an html function.Importantly it can do anything a standard office computer can do as a lot of its programming power comes via an internet cloud & transmission link.
Left screen.
Media film music radio.Plus Special Camera mode. Dowloadable films music can be payed for along with memory film music chips can be purchased viewed on the left monitor and right at the same time.Importantly the cameras which are situated on the front of the left & right arms via the lenses can on a voice command turn left right up down backwards forwards via its axel + record & transmit via its circuitry to 1 or both viewing screens & has night mode heat sensor & all other shoot modes.As in the similar case as innovation 6a it can via the web internet transmit live record security visuals to the internet via its transmission via the saterllite.
Tons of extras / accessories can also be engineered for the super smart cool unit such as software downloads example SEO Master software via the net blank memory chips & software chips & for films music to download via standard method of payment plus can have 5 different styles of sunglasses than the standard model & many different fashionable head connection straps to go on sale so you do not ever break them.Ups More Monies for all those industries via licensing.
Ends an Inventory
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INVENTION 22 BETA. MORDERN ART. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Titled. THE UNIVERSE & MORE INSIDE A CARAVAN.
EASILY THE ULTIMATE MODERN ART EXPERIENCE.
Apparatus / Technology Explanation.
1) The empty shell of a caravan.
2)A deluxe sitting chair withen it.
3) Adaptations / Designs of Inventioncorporate.com Entertainment Innovations it is 6 of my finest inventions innovated up into a Mega Mega Smart Art Invention.
“It does exactly as it’s name suggests.”
To visualize experience withen a caravan any place in the real world / known universe or fiction fantasy world example experience the seven wonders of the world / or space travel around are known galaxy also your literature works of art,another example experience with my smart technology the bible story in 3d high detail sensory auditory entertainment experience. Just by inserting your disc enjoy enhanced theatre experience & sports events the possibilities are endless limitless.Travel around A famous art gallery… there will be many the pre - programmed licensable discs but also put your writing document disc of lets say your written memoirs poems or plays into the machine it automates it all with the following combined innovations of now existing technologies.
The below it really a very simple design plus mine original bona-fide.
Description Part 1.
X4 Holographic grid matrix / 'light machines' in each corner.The light machines matrix is cylindrical and is 10 grid levels up each of these 10 grids is separated into 4 ¼ ‘s. withen a 90 degree angle from there corners the top of the base unit projects out a fast pulse of coloured light in ten different layers around its 90 degree circumference vertically to top of the projection aerial where there is a 90 degree round mirror the same size as the top of the base unit 40 cm across.The aerial has multi coloured light projectors around its circumference that omit pulses of light up the length of this aerial vertically also omit pulses of the coloured light horizontally in height 10 by 10 grid & remainder of the height to the roof withen the ratio & correct angle of all 4 ¼ s of the grid matrix’s 90 degree circumference .The images are made when the horizontal and vertical flashing pulses cross upwards downloads & horizontally at different speeds in the grid in timing in accordance with the mirror on each of the 10 by 10 ¼’d grid layers and according to the disc programme in drive & the other pieces of the unit to create accurate 3D moving images with the rest of the apparatus it also via wiring in accordance with the programming can duplicate the images onto any of the smart flat tv screens that cover the walls ceiling & floor space with the 2 ceiling units in the centre between the 4 corners left & right of the middle floor lighting machine / holographic grid matrix as of the four corners specifications but complete circular and of the same ratios consist of powerful film projectors around the circumference on a globe to enhance on top of the pictures on the visual screens & dark / light screens in exact accordance to the programme running with added coloured lasers for every projection point plus pulses of light for added detail & standard coloured lighting bulbs for back lighting for added colouring on all the system apparatus runs in pre programming so is in exact timing with each other of it’s parts precise & pre programmed calculated angular movements of all the equiptment to acheive a surreal 3 dimensional feeling of a larger space withen the viewing unit in the whole of the conversion process of programme execution.X4 set positioned seats or pads is wear you watch view with your friends from so you see the correct angle of the desired entertainment show it is fast moving as the programming rotates the shot angles.
More Functions unit is to be also programmed with gps global postioning technology for example travel the world experience.It is to contain a data base of the exact streets buildings landmarks topographical features and people of the world & every known thing of the universe sounds plus visuals it sends the data streams to each part of the unit at one time with its computer processor for real life graphics feel,not computer generated images real time images processed by it’s computer.
Along with the many Discs to be made available you will be able to use it’s disc drive or memory port to experience your Book film script play any piece of writing you’ve written ‘any word documents’ to the real entertaiment universe & more in a caravan entertainment device machine.It's so smart & it works by generating the content of your text document any size exactly the way the text is written.The units processor loves content descriptive writing the better your written piece the better the finished product.The system is programmed with the entirety of the English language dictionary this system generates visuals in sequence with the writing withen the laws of language for example a tall fat man walks towards a red chair. Sits down .The software fills in the gaps between descriptive words or actions /backgrounds colours withen its programmed selected themes listed below/(Menue) if none is given.Always the most logical path variable is chosen to make each scene innovative and entertaining free flowing for example the tall fat man walks (1)‘slowly’ towards (2)‘the right of the shot’/instead of left. ...towards a red chair.(3)'It creaks' & (4)'There is fine art on the wall'.the same basic physics apply to the whole of the text to visuals conversion process withen the automated easy to use list which is selected via your voice commands with prompts.Laws of your entertainment universe piece 1-10 basic list.The unit has a huge library as already explained of everthing needed to make it work right correct such as film stills,data bases of moving film pictures of everything in the world / universe its physics are manipulated cloaked to your parametres at every possible angle onto a basic 3D 360 degree grid withen the subsystem realistically animating the text then streams it all exactly that a way as the rest of the unit operates automatically for it is programmed smartly you see here is the basic menue voice command questions you’d be asked to answer for your writing conversion into visuals easy & fast.
1.Colour themes
2.People/extras.
3.Sound effects themes.
4.Music
5.Back drops
6.Actions speeds movement.
7.Film templates/such as shapes
8.Props
9.Distance/Angles
10.Et-cetera
Ready when you are to system populate the 5 best generated films to your written text content.For example 2d/3d animation.Standard film,,film with special effects,mixture of black & white / solarise.Templates over film.
One of it’s fantastic functions is to narrate all of the word of the bible in audio pictures ,film bible with it’s music exactly the way it’s written on the A to Z Scale through it’s commandment programming with basic + advanced interactive bible studies + theology symbolism of the Holy Bible explained everything explained engineering / physics of gods universe as it is also programmed with my Invention 5 & 1 of 500 + more language learning system with also Iconography & mathemati cs.
Just 1 more bit to it a pair of standard 3d glasses will be needed.
This is a high end of the market product to be licensed to many people plus could be made available in top art galleries also as a coin operated version all over the world.Important this top Invention is not Virtual Reality.Ok.
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Invention ‘23’. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Titled ‘Your Cooking Pal.’
Everything needed for cooking including the Kitchen Sink inside a small metal case pal.
Consists of Main Unit runs of the electricity mains & Battery powered electrics Plus 2 Sub Units as standard.
Main Unit ‘1’
Simply Ultra Compacted Cooking appliance Times 1 cooking ring in a cubed shaped metal unit with a main frame.Its simple design doubles out electronically on its grooves it is pulled / morphs into shape via its electric powered clockwork motion plus sliding out from back to front along it’s entire height depth & width via its mechanism programming to reveal 2nd cooking ring to shape perfect rectangle of 2 squares / 2 cooking rings the left of the unit then goes into its 2nd phase sliding across its face from left to right with it’s clockwork motion opening up the rest of the apparatus withen it .The oven space inside plus the 2nd X2 cooking rings click up into place all electronically,the unit locks Safely & securely the front of the unit /door is included in this electronic movement with a handle,a latch on the right & standard hinges on its left.To turn on an off change the temperature of the rings & the oven is a 3 metre wire connection remote control command unit connected safely with jack input for the utensils .It can be powered by a rechargeable car type battery that lasts up to 4 hours & by standard mains electrics.All the oven is to be made with standard oven safety approved materials & cooking filaments.
1 Fits inside a ‘small’ metal case with 2 & 3
Unit ‘2’
All the following apparatus fits inside each other like a Russian doll.
2 square Saucepans inside a rounded square wok.
Inside a large square Mixing Bowl & a washing up bowl inside withen it the same shaped Colander & delux measuring jug.
X4 Square Metal Plates fit under the wok.
X4 square Metal Bowls sit inside the saucepans & weighing bowl .
X4 square Containers with lids sit inside the bowls.
Its Cutting Board fits withen side its Baking Tray.
Unit ‘3’
Comes as standard Kitchen swiss army type cooking utensil gadget all in one.
All easily clips on & off with its own clip onto a Big Kitchen Key ring.
All sharp instruments displayed come with a safety cap.
1,2,3 come with a power jack connector to main cooking pal unit.
Functions.
1.Electronic weighing mat rolled up with Velcro clip.It is a waterproof weighing sensor pad.
2.Electric Knife Sharpener.
3.Small Electronic whisk blender.
4.Grater / Multi Slicer.
5.Squeezer.
6.Fruit Corer.
7.Vegetable Peeler.
8.Ladle.
9.Slotted Spoon.
10.Small rolling pin.
11.Kitchen Scissors.
12.Cooks Knife.
13.Paring Knife.
14.Butchers Clever.
15.Pastry Cutter.
16.Vegetable knife.
17.Pallet Knife.
18.Tongs.
19.Wooden Spoon.
20.Forks.
21.Table spoons.
22.Tea Spoons.
23.Small essential miniture spice rack.
24.Small refillable Washing Up Liquid bottle.
25.Dish Cloth X2.
26.X2 Tea Towel.
27.X2 Scourer.
28.Timer with alarm.
Ends Invention Intellectual Property in the number of the ‘23’ Text Inventory.
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"Mr Innes does not just innovate he Invents."
Invention ‘24’ / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Obsolete Gaming reform.
To aquire the license of all video games that are obsolete & not being re-released plus new ones.For the reasons of the entertainment hardware & software stated below.
Hardware description.
It connects via scart lead to standard tv .The unit has the same basic principles as dvd player but with a memory slot instead of a disc drive.The memory cards are to preloaded with completed expertly played video games primarily that are no longer for sale.Each memory card comes with 250 pre-completed games with all there visuals & audio.The mother board of this smart basic appartus is only slightly modified as the visuals / audio of the software memory is of dvd format .The extra big Pre filmed memory cards hold a lot of gaming memory..
Plug in the power cord & the scart lead then insert your memory card.Power on button to view a grid / menue on tv screen / list of all the games on the card.Click on for example ‘Spellcaster’ Master System game brings up submenue of stages.Take your pick of stages, & of games.rearrange order if you want.then start entertainment viewing.Via a standard remote control device.With play rewind fast forward stop pause,power on / off,menue,volume,mute up & down left & right buttons.
The memory cards can hold the games of individual obsolete consols or a mix of all different consols.
The unit would retail at Retail at £25.oo each memory card at £15.00.
Ups more money for the games that are no longer sold available with a Licensing agreement new extra licensing agreements for new games.
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INVENTION / INNOVATION 25. / INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Titled. Heavy Function Red Blue Green Yellow Keyring Device.
1. It is an ultra compact voice recognition interfacer command unit approx size of a small torch with red blue green yellow basic buttons it comes with easy instructions but the device prompts the steps of instruction.
2.It is battery powered.
3.It’s memory his held on memory cards.
4.It has a headphone microphone jack plus built in microphone & miniture speaker.
5.It has a high powered lighting system withen it of Red Blue Green Yellow + a miniture strobe plus a green laser.
6.It has a fold out tripod stand from withen the voice command unit.
7.Recieving Transmitting technology similar to a beeper / mobile phone for receiving fax,voice message,audio books plus music from the command centre.
8.Comes with a top up card for credits of premium music / & lighting allowence audio books fax voicemail.
9.Small camera on also on the tip of the smart device.
10.It has a standard keyring clip.
Button Commands.
Red : Turn on / off voice commands.
Blue : Lighting.
Green : Contact command centre.
Yellow : Instruction manual menue prompter.
Functions including.
1.Not only does it’s smart technology let you receive fax onto memory chip it has a fax to voice + a voice to fax function.They are stored at the command centre & downloadable from the internet plus via email.
2.a.From the download centre you can request not only your music + audio books you can request the optional lighting schemes for the music & literature for example for lyrics or audio books vowels consonants & words example every letter word has a lighting sequence 26 in total then 0 to 10.Also the music notes withen the songs play in configurations the music entertainment lighting.& both at the same instance for example the chorus lighting plays the word configurations the main verses the musical notes or vice versa.
2.b.Plus speak your colours ,music notes / songs ,words to the normal scale & the A to Z scale with playback or live with this device then save onto memory chip export / import via command centre credits or usb jack upload to email & command centre internet website or blog.You may even film it with it’s camera or the sequence is generated withen unit directly to the command centre.At the command centre It will display processed onto a video grid with a submenue function editor with any backdrops etc.as seen in invention 11 in the blessed portfolio here today.
All that is needed to unlock the device unit is unwrap it up press the on button ‘red’ read out the short unlocking sentence withen instructions in your natural voice it responds confirms by lighting up all its function with a beep horn buzzer fanfare speaks access granted it is then key locked to your voice & your voice key only.
More Invention upsides from mr innes again.More Licensing monies for writers of literature plus music from the command centre downloads.Plus something new to keep you occupied entertained.
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10.
Although this one is not air tight the others most certainly are.Make you lots of money.
INVENTION 26 Titled. Mega. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
The unit consists of a flip up pallet / visual screen microphone for voice command speaker for output special jack input for instrument command.Memory card slot to computerize your writings into artwork music to artwork + do your art live via music and language.All 3 art mega functions work along side each other.
1st Function
Music to art generator.
This is the way it works.
Plug any musical instrument into the system via jack input to generate the artwork.
The music notes played projects onto a 7 X 7 grid each grid square being 7 by 7 square Colour Scale 7 colours of rainbow 7 music notes 7 Octaves.Using the standard music scale.When the notes are played they are processed onto the canvas in a line 21 notes per grid square / colouring the musical grid Colour Scale in 7 shades of each 7 colour octaves example on a piano left to right dark to light heavy & light.This process can also be reversed filling in the grid squares to produce the new musical patterns.by voice command / keying in.
2nd Function
Written Art to Art Generator.English Alphabet Pallet
Using a 8X7 grid square of 7 by 7 as displayed
1. A B C D E F G
5. A B C D E F G
2. H I J K L M N
6. H I J K L M N } Times 7 across and 7 down 98 minimum sentences onto a maximum grid.
3. O P Q R S T U
7. O P Q R S T U
4. V W X Y Z 1 2
8. V W X Y Z 3 4
You can add as many grids as you like after this.
The way things work.The language words played onto the grid 1 2 3 4 to language full stop.Next sentence 5 6 7 8 when a letter in a word is repeated it turns to the next darker shade of its colour plus the musical notes continue to the next octave scale from 1 to 8 that way to give plenty of pitch variance The sequence after two full stops moves to the next grid square left to right to seven then to the next line of the pallet / music.This is achieved via typing onto the canvas with regular standard language layout keypad or auto via the data from your memory card. Schematics continued with each 56 grid co-ordinates played is the music tune on the corresponding grid scale in order of 1 5 2 6 3 7 4 8 plus in order of the programmed written layout order 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.
1 and 2 3 & 4 colour / music pallet giving a signature mark of inventioncorporate.com ingenuity which is randomly placed programmed onto the canvas at the end of the written piece 1 is a red circle 2 is a blue square 3 is a green triangle 4 is a yellow circle.plus each piece at the end is signatured 1 2 3 4 onto the 8th by 7th grid the bottem right corner as eye.
Colours explained further each Grid of 7 Octaves the pallet octaves 1 to 7 on each grid square colour choice is of pallet variances of red yellow pink green purple orange and blue rainbow sounds / colours.The written language process formula onto the colour grid a 56 notes
Colour Scale / 7 colours of the rainbow 7 music notes octaves.
3rd Function
10 by 10 grid size of a grid of 10 X 10 / 10,000 grid squares or choose a smaller grid at start.
The Pallet Box allows you to speak colour command onto the grid reference.via the microphone Voice to visuals for example that’s right a touch lighter of blue in that particular grid reference grid 1 56 57.Now command pallet interface from grid 155 left to right stroke of the brush straight to grid reference 178 zoom in on that a little more to 179 see it right yes that’s how I wanted it.Choose next art command.
More about the machine.
Basic lists of unit function commands. That work as add ons to all 3 of the New Art / Octaves
1.Back a step.Forward a step.
2.Call up Pallet choose colour.10,000 colour pallet choice.
3.Choose brush utensile/ie.shapes & lines thickness texture.
4.Templates / Backgrounds.
5.Lighting & shade.
6.A little bit of c minor here & over here d major onto grid position X & Y for example with the guitar jack in auto plus semi voice command.
7.Zoom in on that yes that’s right.
8.Give me a joined line between Y & Z
Truly a Genius and innovation sorcery.
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INVENTION 27. A MAGIC WATCH. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
UNDER REVISION.
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INVENTION 28. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Wizard Watch.
A top design of electronics watch a wizard machine watch.With real time magic wow factor.
Description.
Main Functions 1.
The wizard watches onboard computer has a standed viewing screen and has a saterlite connection to tell the time of course.But it also has an amplified built in receiver and transmitting device for communication at close quartersand at any distance encounters.
With many talking memory packs literature fine art music and magic special effects programmes and interactive games magic battles and quests.It is simple it is programmed with the English Language dictionary and it then translates all Languages via it’s extensive English word data base technology via morse.
It’s onboard digital computer time beacon transmits message to other owners of such a smart wizard watch device via the main beacon in every time frame the same as any regular saterlite watch for telling the exact time it actually carriers a piggy back signal pulse from the watch unit along to the saterlite beacon in morse then to example a friend in another countries beacon,it pin point’s with easy accuracy then links with granted access the watch via the serial numbers codes of watches that would have been exchanged before hand example a friend or even a lady friend for the communication it then sends transmits and receives the invisible low frequency connection precisely from where the individual was 10 seconds ago in their country at the exact grid reference as the watches keep good time and location 24 /7 at the exact grid reference stored from when they powered up and allowed access 1st time without displaying each others grid reference it keeps updating tracking where you are so there can be a easy connection for example they went from their house went to the shops or went into the garden it continues to update unless commanded not to so from the watch beacon to beacon watch alarms can be set for communication preferences.Every 10 seconds via the digital saterlight beacon updates the watches link via watch to beacon to beacon to watch and keeps updating each others position with accurate timing and processes stores into the memory mainframe for life of the battery charge all of it’s functions are easily voice commanded with basic 4 red blue green yellow buttons it sends the signals the text speech and photographic and complex moving images via morse to make up visuals onto it’s onboard grid like a flick book of moving coloured images the voices text visuals and sounds are generated built into lines of morse sent in morse then the processing of the words via alphabet into it’s visual projection including when words are sent it transmits words with audio option photos or film colours it’s processor scans the images through the language dictionary makes it up plays it all in sequence like a image flick book onto receiving watch via going through the two country’s time zone digital beacons.The power is in the processing and memory database of thewatches onboard computer.The watch face screens and design of course has even more function see ‘main function 2’ with the basic instructions displayed as you go also on the display is the sending plus receiving of your messages.The watches can also relay messages from watch to watch via the digital saterlite beacons using speech imput taking photos film from it’s camera microphone and speaker with pre-programmed literature or art and film memory chips that slot into it’s interfaer.It’s programming allows all commands to be voice controlled.Also an auto retracting aerial with clip on booster comes with this tidy bit of kit.
Apparatus Continued.
Main Function 2.
Importantly the watch also has built in many other lighting visual effects including a powerful spot light strobe plus x3 very powerful multi colour spectrum laser light with smart miniature film light projection device and screen.ie for reasons of the following for a heightened close quarters wizardry and entertainment experience.It projects images pre-programmed via it’s purchasable memory chips or by live programming of its easy to use hand device projected from it’s source to example onto your living space wall making a visuals screen template better with the lights down.It’s many different multi coloured lighting and laser chips programmed by expert knowledge of what makes magic film type special effects for example conjuring & real sorcery shows from the watch it transmit’s the pre-programmed memory chip data in it’s programmed correct sequence also comes with a pull out and detachable super compact basic green light laser grid pin that hooks up onto wall with it’s own battery power mechanism commanded via speech into the watch main unit it switches on via the watches transmitter to the miniature circular grid pin it projects out the beam at 45 degree line angles from itself the transmitter receiver onboard plays the programme on the watch this can also be used for wizardy games or even shoot em up games etc.At the front of the miniture grid projection device is also a hi-tech motion sensing camera to film your action processes transmits back to the watch processes and relays it back to the grid transmitting receiving device it also comes with a small power pack adapter separate.The watch also can be recharged via the same adapter jack. For entertainment and real interaction between want to be wizards.Connecting via watch command a sequence of commands to allow 2 to 4 players to interact sorcery magic and light shows and games onto the grid.Viola.Shoot visual bolts of lightning from the watch and the watches programmed alter transmission effects on the grid for example also via watches voice commands to unit or use watch hand in correct direction and combinations.Conjure up the devil a dragon or quest this my friend is as about as close as anyone can get to safely practising real magic with real time visual results pal.Also you have a function to do all that with main function 1 to their watch face screen in different country then they can also project the show as described in main function 2.With record and play back download functions.Or even interact across any distance,via the digital watch saterlite beacon via it’s magic.It also has another external memory booster software chip.
Now that’s magic.
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Invention 29. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
Pro-cessor Mouse +
Firstly it is a wireless mouse that allows you to copy paste anything onto a text document I invented that other one before you aswell fellas.Here we go then a wireless mouse that allows you to scan anything onto a computer the mouse is a truly smarter pro-cesser mouse + it has a scanning camera at the bottem of it and a magnifying glass at the top to see what you need to plus importantly 4 additional on off function switches on the left top side of it .For example you see a word in the thesaurus click red button activates this mode drag mouse over selected words using the magnifying glass view finder then left click move mouse back onto mouse mat and copy paste as normal into document email etc. Ideal for writers who need word power with ease.Plus it has a built in microphone speak your words into it then paste into your document it also works as a standard calculator drawing geometry machine blue switch allows when activated right click to bring up an art template menue with sub menues that part of its software is built into the mouse it also has a database memory chip of an encyclopedia withen the mouse that can be copied pasted onto it’s basic art canvas onto your computer via the rest of it’s software disc then pasted onto for example your website blog etc as it is generated to HTML.Also ask question clearly into its onboard microphone then paste your answer that was blue switch mode.Withen this software package as well as the is a music editing programme tap whistle hum a tune into your mouse then paste into the music timeline that tune in any instrument with mixing and record to mp3 et-cetera green switch mode.With yellow switch mode film + film it function = written word to film function and voice to film with the same schematics as invention 11 + 17 ‘of thine’ meaning it generates film from the words of the English language Dictionary onto the software grid matrix via the mouse processor.Just copy record your words then paste into the basic film editing programme.As your Pro-cessor mouse + is a wireless device you can take it out with you to catch those ideas snap shots jingles then with ease just paste them onto your computer.Rechargable Batteries included and docking device software disc.
Retail at £50. To be considered a super deluxe item at a budget price.
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INVENTION 30. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
$cratch Sniff And spray Catalogue Magazine.
Big catalogue of 100% and genuine precise smells.It is a weekly magazine subscription which focuses only on smells.Not only is each special paper page crammed with different smells to peel scratch and sniff but it also has a small built in sealed smelling compartment on the binder with a connector that you could connect to ultra thin 50cm plastic hollow tube with a spray unit at its tip it connects via screw valve to each individual smelling vial which has an air tight connector and smell is released with each individual button which runs on a circuit battery operated mechanism magazine is to be 100% genuine smells / scents plus consists of the following X Fifty 5 ml compartments each having an air tight connector.Also there is important information about each smell with a single iconic photo.
Edition 1.Week 1.
Example of the content exact precise plus 100% genuine original smells of.
Food.
Example.Lamb and rice.Mushrooms.Curry.
Drink.
Example.Cola or Orange juice.
Alcohol
Example.Vodka,beer or brandy.Moonshine.
Woman.
Example.Smells you associate with woman ie.Vagina.Makeup.
Men.
Example.Shaving foam,soap,sperm.Cigarettes
Nature.
Example.Morning dew.Different flowers.Wood.Sand and Sea.Animals.
Industrial.
Example.Oil.Coal.Tire Rubber.Different Fires.
Synthetic Materials / Man made.
Example.New trainers.Electronics.
Plus bonus in every issue such as.
1. what would it smell like if.
2.I mixed these.
3.If I burnt it.
4.The smell or 3 things combined.
The following weekly magazine consists of variations of these and much more.
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INVENTION 31. / I.P. OF IAIN INNES COPYRIGHT 2010.
A short extract from my latest movie film script.It is titled...
Returning Of King Arthur His Dangerous Henchmen Plus Revelation.AKA.The Wizard Of God.
Hot Extract.
The End.
But not quite yet introducing invention 31 penned by I for god upon high.Well a here it is many of us wear religious jewelleries yes innovated by the Alchemist today is invention 31 to infinity made available in silver and gold with a head phone jack tiny miniture speaker microphone and built in miniture memory chip holding the entirety of the literature of the Holy Bible its brain all slots into a small space in the back soldered on with gold or silver,a powerful small round watch type battery pops out of the left side plus removable memory on the right side and jack at the top.It certainly is the most important works of literature in the world.Good people like to be reminded of God’s love in wearing religious items of silver or gold now the Holy Bible is made available for the 1st time so you can wear all its knowledge around your neck and listen to all with the greastest of ease and comfort anytime keeping you spiritually aware,safe plus protected from demons it is voice activated commands are given by voice and you can ask for specific books chapters passages.Ask it’s onboard computer a question about the bible.It also has built in theology answers withen unit interface.Plus worship songs on removeable memory chips should be purchased.There can be many different religious designs even with flashing red blue green yellow led lights.
Follows an important note from the author Invention Master.Note.
I have also invented an option of which I now own the rights to do the same with all religions and there profound texts withen this protected Intellectual Property Concept and do not wish ever release to ever do so ok.For starters the contents of invention 31 is held wihen this works of written literature and is copyright here today along with and the rules of www.inventioncorporate.com
Another business money making revelation that is now the end of the movie.
The End.Credits scroll up.
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Invention 32.
Artist's Watch Device.
This is red blue green yellow watch a technological Marvel.Arts new best friend.
The Arts The Arts The Arts.
Art function.Using its onboard computer system large memory capacity simply speak the word from the back of the palet voice box into the systems microphone.Then the smart artists friend the watch cross references the words speech into art using it’s dictionary encyclopaedia theasaurus memory onto 100x 100 grid reference withen its main frame.God this is a good example...1st command 'I'd like 10 abstract 3 dimensional abstract shapes black and white.'You can tell say it anwhere on the grid.Watch this is the 2nd command 'large red and blue flowers that are found only in the amazon rainforest in the top right ¼ of the artists grid.' Each commmand Is followed up by it speaks the progress of the work and also has advice preprogrammed prompters such as what lenonardo de vinci or Picasso would of tried something similar to this or even that it can be turned on or off.Continuing this #1 example... I’d like the rest of the ¾s of the grid to show the milky way galaxy as it would be when in alignment with the earth and a black border of stars and comets.Oh also I’d like Jupiter Saturn and venus to be in it where ever you think is best onboard computer also put in a heavenly hand pointing from the top left and bottem right.Save it into example oil paints,water colours pencils or crayons format.Well as easy as that aye don’t forget to sign your fantastic unique art.
Continuing explanation of the way it works.
Of course it has a 1 and a 1/2 inch squared coloured viewing face.It has a powerful memory chip,this is the truly splendid device holding the entire Encylcopedia dictionary plus thesaurus it can also be used as a language translater via English.It is a dictophone function.Importantly as standard it is a Security watch which transmits recieves both ways to X4 minture transmitting recieving miniture cameras each powered by a small battery.The Watch has a camera all of them have a microphone the main unit has a speaker of course they all connect to a minture junction box that sits at home near to your pc / laptop et-cera via programming software and cable.So you can easily instantly upload your art to your website blog desktop etc.Also for making voice and visual notes via voice command and basic keying in buttons It also comes as standard a clip on booster aerial for when abroad via transmitters and saterlite if abroad on biz or holiday.It is caperble of transmitting it transmits visuals audio art works back to reciever box which is plugged into computer via just a standard USB connection and hooks up directly to a printer for printing and uploading to computer or even the internet via a coded stream with your codes.Of course it has all basic watch functions too.It is a heavyweight item set in a light weight design.Easy.
That is marvelous mate.
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Invention 33 and 33 Beta.
Titled.Garden Hygiene Devices.Clever stick.
Invention 33.
A better deterrent for cats fowling a prowling gardens.
Well it is as easy as this a simple solution to a big old problem.
Description.A gardeners worst nightmare is a returning feline cat moggy fowling their prize of a garden the solution my friend is invention #33.It is quite humane.The unit serves the purpose of luring the cat to the catnip smell.It then sprays a fine spray across a 360 degree circumference all the smells cats find revolting and thus it will not come back again.The smells are a combination cocktail of non lethal mixture of citrus lemon garlic pepper mustard lavender herbs and rosemary.It sticks in the ground it is a clever stick.
Apparatus description.The cat deterrent pack consists of X9 ¼ litre bottles.Each has a miniature motion sensor of 5 metre radius.Each 9 pieces also has withen it a memory bank chip as standard camera programmed with every cat species including moggy’s of all shapes and colour it identifies confirms that it is definitely a cat threat via its programming data base then omits the repellent across a 4 metre distance this is achieved by the 360 action of the camera which is controlled by a basic watch type spring mechanism of miniature cogs that turns clockwise the camera turns a whole turn to see spot it’s messy intruder threatened it then automatically processes the image instantly confirms it is a feline then moves the spraying nozzle via the same mechanism action it sprays the messy blight to do a runner off.The sprayer projects at a 10 o’clock angle the same 360 degree mechanism action after the spraying then turns around again wipes the excess with its built in disinfectant swab to clean the unit spray nozzle ready for the next garden intruder alert.Each X9 hi-tech cat repellent device is solar powered and has a backup rechargeable battery pack for night time.The strong cat nip is at the middle of the unit with a bib rim above it protecting it from the spray ok. ¼ litre refills of the repellent potion can also be purchased dead cheap plus to go on sale would be conveniently a set of 2, a set of 4 and a set of 6 varying on the size of one’s garden ya.
Invention 33 Beta.
The same basic apparatus is also modified to prevent dogs and wild dogs fowling gardens working this way the invisible whistle that humans cannot hear attracts the naughty doggy then a basic high pitch noise dog deterrent for training and misbehaviour like a squeal or rape alarm.It’s programming works you see as the camera and software withen it is of the dog variety it does not need the spray it runs a dozen different types of high pitch noise until the dog bolts further than a 25 metre radius which is also the distance of when the apparatus activates it also sends out a short preprogrammed voice commands such as get over here,here doggy and other words ending in ‘y’ or’ ie’ such as here daisy or there’s a good boy there’s a good girl and there’s a good dog it than omits the scare and the dog learns its lesson not to return back to your garden land.It is also solar powered like the cat device.It is a clever stick.
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Invention 34.
Mega Music Whistle machine.
It is the size of a basic whistle you suck or blow a whistle into it without even having to whistle and the selected instrument sound is played live.
This special whistle is an all music synthesizer.It is a hi-tech whistle with a built in microphone speaker with a memory chip processor that holds withen it’s data base all musical instruments and their pitches it has a red blue green yellow button that light’s up l.e.d.’s of red blue green yellow for the instrument selection on top of the whistling device along its length.Smarter whistle instrument processes the music easily just by acknowledging there has been pressure blown into it or out of it by a basic pressure valve mechanism.It then processes this basic of information to its programmed onboard computer the instrument processes the information this way the softer it has been blown in or out by ones breath the lower the pitch of the selected instrument the harder the higher the pitch for example you choose a most complex instrument like a the a piano as red button instrument let’s say you want to go from the bottem to the top of the scale keep finger on the button and continuously blow out whistle one way left to right then suck in whistle right to left.In the singular short suck in whistle for black keys whistle blow quick outwards for white keys.The pitch of all the synthesizer instruments is achieved by the softness plus hardness of the whistling through the pressure valve and is computed plus alternatively with more complex instruments such as a piano there is an exterior small built in switch it has moves forwards and backwards via the finger along the length of the musical device.Programme up to four instruments any one time allocate them to red blue green yellow synthesizer whistling sounds. It has a built in metronome and voice prompter for when to play in perfect timing the instrument for your song score.Build a whole song in 4 stages of play as it has a record function via a click or voice prompter stage 2,3,4 will instruct you the best place and pitch to play your next instrument with a click or voice command to the rules of music you have chosen from the screen menue which also has 4 small command buttons for marking out making your own music score and choosing help with making a song sounding like pop rock classic alternative reggae rap et-cetera.
The real onboard compact musical processor works processors your whistle blowing whistling out or in lets say 1 time whistle out for 2 seconds it plays the chosen instrument 1 note for 2 seconds. Preprogramme your 4 instruments for the red blue green yellow example electric guitar red,snare drum blue,cymbal green and electric piano yellow.To switch your instrument drawing the session press the red button for electric guitar the colour of your selected instrument for the compostion is always l.e.d. lit so you can see what your doing also for example use a whole drum kit programmed as blue with the exterior switch.The unit has a head phone jack for speaker input aswell as a usb for speaker plus computer connection.Also as it has a record function the unit comes as standard with memory chip slot.It has the abilty to record and mix withen the unit.It has a miniature back lit screen ½ the size of a watch face for the musical score and all the information of it’s programme including an easy X4 channel music mixer pal.
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Invention 35 / Alpha Beta Gamma And Delta.
X4 Ultimate new video games ideas.
Game Idea 1.
Part 1.Disc 1.
A God Worship Game.
From Sunday school prayers all the way through to becoming an experienced theologian a church elder, minister or to arch bishop level.Learn all that’s needed to become a priest.Real time.Just feel in the profile form at the beginning of the game answering basic questions such as walk of life questions, age,ambitions.
Goals of game and modes examples of game modes.Just worship mode today which involves christian worship receiving advice and giving advice to spiritual and walk of life questions,the answers are programmed by the top top people ho know these things in and out through such as answers old lady or experienced theologian would give you or other priest.Advice from Catholics or Church of England ministers about everthing church.The God Worship Game advances you onto the next stage on a points system.
Example.Also tea prayers and blessings with a church elder scenario,bible study with friends,friends for dinner.To have lots of games withen this excellent God game ya real time christian interaction via broadband connection.You can sing in the choir on Wednesday Night choir practise,you may lift your voice sing to god in church by pressing the buttons you can choose your praises clap your hands raise them to your god interact plus listen to your priests sermon on Sunday.
In start game as goal to be a minister or a top theologian.All the questions withen a regular ministerial exam would be included in your experience and you could play it on and off for months.Also choose to tour the world at big Christian events after moving up the ladder ace stages you become better at the game for example when you eventually become a minister you unlock secret stages to even more important events such as invite to important world meetings or tea with the Pope pal.As you progress at all stages you might want to choose to do missionary work plus more of Gods tests and tasks withen the game pre programming, worship with your concregation via internet bridge gaps distances ok church to church.Special moves bonuses including bring the Holy spirit to your church to work miracles catch the holy ghost just like the blessed old girl does on every Sunday for the past 25 years.As an experienced player you could even perform an exorcism.You can pray at prayer group read the bible celebrate special occasions such as his death and resurrection at easter celebrate Christ Jesus' birth at Christmas midnight mass etc.It is a video game where you learn all the theory to becoming a minister plus learn to a better man,woman of God a clever theologian learn to be a wiser person.It may act as a serious way and a fun way to gain big practise for your church minister exams pre-programmed also with all the rules the bible.As long as it is Christian you can choose any type of church to worship in...
Part 2. Disc 2.
Books of the Bible are the stages.The graphics are as it was explained.Win the story of God again.
Game Idea 2.
3 in 1. A 3 disc box set.
1.Disc 1.
Learn video games programming via playing learn video games programming game.All final exam questions simulations included.Make games with it also.
2.Disc 2.
Make a movie video game.Learn everything needed to make it in the industry.From scripting directing special effects,camera man.Learn everything needed to easily pass an exam in all aspects of the industry it is a simulation all angles taken into the consideration.Which also allows you to make a film and export to disc memory chip.
3.Disc 3.
Electronics engineering video game.From soulderingwires to assembly line management.This real life simulation game teaches the player the exact way to engineer electronics to the book dotting I's plus crossing T's.To help folks get an edge in electronics.Exam level.From cars to cameras from phones to televisions to computers.Learn it all.
Game Idea 3.1 Disc.
From plumbing electrics brickwork even architecture.This video games simulation teaches instructs the user with all the knowledge to pass a theory plus the practical exam on the said subjects trades.It allows you to for example in joinery mode measure up cut wood use all tools that would be needed in a real life scenario as in the other modes.Simulate each job of the each profession with exact graphics detail angle etc..All the final exam questions will be covered.A way to get plenty of practise in when at home from the job with 10 different levels of difficulty for each trade countless building site scenarios / simulations jobs etc.Learn all the theory plus practise the practical side of the jobs.
Game Idea 4.1 Disc.
#1 Prison game.Be Good or Bad.
Choose your prison country gang appearance etc.Gang colours crime and time in here.For different levels of play and experiences.
You can even learn to become a model citizen in here which has its privelages like be parolled.Or you can be violent,be in a gang / learn all the criminal tricks get your commissary racket under way.
Random stages including The yard the,weight lifting room,Canteen,visiting day.To death row the electric chair lethal injection if you are really bad and lose.
Be a real villain pal,beat everyone f*cking up.Plus etc...Stab other gang members on the yard with a sharpened plastic pencil / shank.Et-cetera smoke your smokes smoke someone else on the outside,even have a w*nk on in your cell mate,beat up an officer then gang rape a newbie examples drug dice the food as cook watch what happens to the other inmates.Kick off some violence at visiting time.Importantly watch yo back you could be in here for life etc.This is not escape from prison but you can try.
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Invention 33 Gamma.
Seasons Greetings Once Again Contained Withen An Upon A Time Book #38.
The Christmas Device.
Description.
It is a novelty.It is a Christmas transmitting machine adapter VCR Scart lead device also plugs into Tv.For the purpose of being Tree Decoration and for spending time with families at Christmas to be a tradition.A transmitting streaming circuit box with aerial,A 3 metre wire connects the main part of the unit.With 5 wire connection and scart connnection.The powerful smart transmitting receiving box links the pathway code serial number of each linking Christmas unit.It is a decoration to decoration christmas party via a scart lead imput.It consists of 5 basic pieces apparatus and the father unit.It has a standard 3 pin plug power supply.
Further Description.
After turning device on using the onboard video screen menue ‘Scart connected.’ A programme command prompt to stream code between machines can be keyed in.It is the units 4 digit serial Number thus achieving via this remote connection between devices shall be the visuals of each or all of the x4 decorations there angles of red blue green and yellow ‘the x-mas borballs’ / with each having a camera plus the main top of the tree star or fairy with it’s camera for ‘eye’ is connected via wires to main unit then via Scart lead to TV / VCR.The main unit machine is a transmitting streaming device also programmed with a basic number command menue of 1 to 10 of Christmas templates plus it connects 2 or VCR’S / TV’s across any distance to this by sending your selected programmed stream via a transmitting to recieving pulse code with it’s built in microphone and basic camera transmits live images signals from one place to signals in another place ‘from one’ ‘Christmas unit’ ‘to another.’ … Text speech and visual images with templates / complex moving images are sent like a flick book of images 100 pages a second each made up of the morse and code via 100 lines of code and morse per page they are sent via the information transmitting data stream back and forth a pulse connecting the 2 transmitters to the machines processing them onto a grid at the other end then onto Television Screen via VCR and Scart.The images and audio from the 1 to 5 camera decoration are transmitted in a transmitting pulse between the devices.The camera relays to the unit the audio and image then it is processed onto the grid matrix withen and computes all back into dense lines of morse for a coded stream between the transmitters as easy as that.
Plus I’ll continue…
Each decoration is also holding a l.e.d. of red blue green yellow light that can combination be played withen the morse also along with built in Christmas Hymns et - cetera.The 100 pages of 100 lines of new code and morse are sent securely between the units 1 / 100 pages times per second.Via sending this heavy transmitted now received coded stream at the other end of the unit to unit visuals audios that are made up of the processed data stream code withen the systems programming.The Scart connected 2nd machine and all information stored onto it processes all info from the received data stream onto it’s 100 by 100 grid matrix processor a flick book of images are sent made up of the morse and code including the chosen Christmas Templates computed,it computes references each line of all code lines from camera visuals audio microphone sounds,the transmitted moving pictures are all re-processed onto its processing grid / the moving coloured images,the sounds audio morse and visual code lines get computed back via the receiving 2nd transmitting machine makes streams and projects the true images onto the TV / VCR through Scart connection onto Tv on a square grid / your screen in your home and their screen grid rotates clockwise in a cycle of ten for the ten templates choose one to ten views.This device works because it is a strong transmitted coded stream as it plugs into the mains and as it is sent in short bursts between units,the computing technology power is contained all withen the Christmas box all that’s needed is a scart connection on your Video /Tv.
Its memory included is programmed with everything Christian, associated with Christmas and the birth of God.Christmas Music / church hymns which light up in timing across machine and also transmit any distance.Pull up a menue and choose.This machine has a basic 0-9 keying in pad.For commands.up down left right + play.
Enjoy your Christmas with each other.It is a basic it is a necessity it is a serious box of decorations for anyone serious about Christmas.Which also can transmit worldwide via satellite and beacon masts.It can only be used at Christmas time when the Saterlight/s are allowed to be connected for 24 hours ok.
Importantly this device can easily be adapted to work via a broadband connection ok.
Ps.And I could of even invented it to be able to transmit project your thoughts to give them a Christmas fright similar to my yet invented my version of unreleased discovered Witchery machine from my Shamanism Witch Doctor and Magick Series in my ‘A More Exotic Alchemy Antimony And Chemistry Innovation.
Retail perhaps at about a £25. 17. 22. Quid.
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Invention 38+ And 38+ Beta.
'Leader Sauces' The New Leader Of Quick And Easy Innovation Complete Meal Sauces New Meal Time Ideas.
None of these have been done yet.
www.inventioncorporate.com Invention 38 / Deluxe Real Food Sauce Sachets.
The following life style food sachets you will like they are original concept.
www.inventioncorporate.com deluxe single food flavouring condinments sachets and sachet box kits.World wide reknown dishes in condiment sachets.Stick it over chips over rice on bread on a potato.To be sold singularly.Or as meal flavour deals.For when monies tight and you want something a bit tastier to eat.
The Leader Sauces Favourites Range.
1.Beef Burger Or Roast Beef Food Sauce Sachet.'Not Burger Sauce.'
2.Sausage Flavour Sauce Sachet.
3.Chicken And Mushroom Pie Flavour Sauce Sachet.
4.Savourloy And Chips Flavour Sauce Sachet.
5.Chinese Spring Roll Sauce Sachet (With Zero No Bean Sprouts).
6.Brown Sauce and Cheese Sachet.
7.Onion Ring Flavour Sauce Sachet.
8.Scotch Egg Flavour Sauce Sachet.
9.Cornish Pastie Flavour Sauce Sachet.
Leader Sauces Introduces For Vegetarians.
1.Stir Fried Vegetables Sauce Sachet (Minus Bean Sprouts).
2.Mixed Salad Flavour Sauce Sachet.
3.Quorn Flavour Sauce Sachet.
4.Veggie Sausage Flavour Sauce Sachet.
5.Vegetable Samosa Flavour Sauce Sachet.
6.Swede Turnip Pasnip And Sweet Potato Sauce Sachet.
More Speciality Leader Sauces Food Sachets Including These delicious Varieties.
1.Roast Grouse And Stir Fry Vegetables (With Zero No Bean Sprouts) Food Sauce Sachet.
2.Roasted Pheasant Peas And Carrots Food Sauce Sachet.
3.Lobster and Cracked Peppered Butter Garlic Food Sauce Sachet.
4.Asparagus And Olive Oil Food Sauce Sachet.
5.Artichoke And Salad Dressing Food Sauce Sachet.
Leader Sauces.
Unlike other sauces Leader Sauces have all natural ingredients they are the real deal.Each Sauce Condiment Meal accompliment Listed here contains for example real meat real vegetables spices etc.Nothingartificial just natural preservatives for longer shelf life.The following Chinese And Indian Sachet Sauce Condiments just like above and below meal cuisine deals re toa be made available as single meal making sachets also as box sets X4 Sachets of each condiment flavour.The Leaders Sauces are exactly that they really make the dish something special and something to talk about.Example you have a plate of plain boiled rice you can now have 4 flavoursome dishes and your rice you want.These are just but a few examples.
1.Chicken Satay Sauce Condiment.
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3.Roast Duck Cantonese Style.
4.Special Chop Suey.
1.Onion Bhaji Sauce Condiment Sachet.
2.Chicken Tikka Sauce Condiment.
3.Tandoori mixed grill chicken Tikka Lamb Tikka And Sheek Kebab Salad And Name Flavour Condiment Sauce.
4.Garlic Nam Bread Sauce Sachet.
5.Tandoori King Prawn Biryani Sauce Sachet.
6.Poppadom Sauce Sachet.
For Even More Exotic Tastes.
1.Turkish Delight Curry And Onion Sauce Sachet Condiment.
2.Onion Bananna Chocolate Coconut Curry Sauce Condiment.
Follows More Of The Leader Sauces Deluxe Sauce Sachet Kits.Each Meal can consist of 1 to 3 separate sauce sachets.
Starters.
Bread And Butter Roll.Salads,Prawn cocktails.
Main.
Example.Beef Chilli Con Carnie.Roast Dinners.All the popular ones such as Chicken,or Beef with Potato Peas Carrots gravy roast dinner sauces example stick it over your rice make it taste nice.
Deserts.
Have your jacket potato taste just like a Chocolate Sundae your rice tasting like Strawberry Trifle.Examples of the finest condiment sauce sachets... Apple pie and Apple Crumble Sauce Flavour Sachets,Candy Floss Sauce Sachets,Toffee Apple Sauce Sachets.Nice On Rice.
The most complex and true flavours in a sachet or two.To be sold seperately or in selection boxes.Ranging from 25 pence to 2.00 quid.www.inventioncorporate.com condiments make the dish.
And 38+ Beta.
And Now... Another www.inventioncorporate.com tasty food cook up recipe.
Punk Rocker Suit.A microwavable dish mate.
Ingredients 2 slices of bread,2 table spoons of sugar,1 litre of milk,1 level tea spoon of mixed spice.1 minute in the microwave.It’ll fill you out in no time plus is a classic convenience dish.Wonderful cuisine what 1 minute.
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Invention 39+.Legal Smokes.Invention 3.Of My Shamanism Sorcery Witch Doctor Wizard And Smacking Magick Series.
Invention 39+.
Wow wide web exclusive coming soon www.inventioncorporate.com smokes of dope.'Legal smokes Chief.'
More on that at another date pal.It was innovated by me.
Ends Inventory to date 25/03/2011.
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Invention 41+.There is actually more than that here I'll call this one Invention 41+.
Deluxe And Rainbow Illusion Mirror Imaging Projection Unit.
Inspired to a certain extent via Isaac Newtons Optics and D’vinci.Unread.
Well Dear Reader,
This one of mine is a deluxe garden ornamental device for projecting a rainbow and for projecting live film / mirror imaging visuals withen it.Powered Inspired also by the light side of the sun with all mechanical moving parts runs on a pressured cog and band system like clockwork windup generator. Also it appears today in the text inventory with a more modern back up solar powered battery gernerator as optional.New compact design a trendy garden must have a magnificent must have.
Apparatus design.
A.X6 Mirrors / Mirror ‘A’ 50 cm / the powering source and the mirror / imaging device angles the shot mirrors 1, 2, 3, and 4. With several different sun catcher image filming measure notches each corresponding with the height of the rain maker a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, all click into place on auto command also by manual lever. The 6th mirror also known as mirror ‘D’ extends out from the top of the rain maker 50 cm away from the device directly at an angle to mirror ‘A’ importantly mirror ‘D’ is made of a thin sheet of highly polished metal for safety.The metal sheet is 25cm in diameter and round with a smooth edge.
B.Strong magnifying glass unit which clicks into place for prism / plus for magnified rainbows and magnified mirror imaging projection viewing,it moves up to several different heights auto with the rest of the unit into position.
C.Connected to the unit top right of the unit 50 cm out.The rain making device.Description a basic fine water shower spray head 25cm length 10 cm wide.Connected to a thin 5 mm watering tube that will allows the palette waters to circulate gently around the device whilst recycling most of the water supply / ‘the rain’ into a gully garden bird bath design.It is a secure hollow 1 metre rod and can extend telescopic out from withen itself up to 5 metres in height taking the thin water pipe which is clipped loose to its side and attaches to a reel at the base where it connects on assembly. It mechanically adjusts the required length upwards and downwards via the computed clockworking pullies to it’s correct length for extending up and downwards motion.This can also be done manually via it’s turning handle.
A. B. and C can easily be adjusted in unison together by just clicking the correct mechanical arm 1 to 7.Important the whole unit is powered by a clockwork computer mechanism and the sundial time connection timing piece.Explained below.
D.The apparatus comes as standard with a glass prism that unlocks clicks up onto its stand via its side moving double trap door and raising platform it moves behind the units looking magnifying glass with it’s moveable shutter system in sequence via a safe lock key and with a switch to turn it and adjust the shutter width Mechanically.
E.The only modern parts of this apppartus is its built In solar panel and battery for big 1000 watt light spot light bulb for when there is no sun available to power the rainbow.The bulb can also be powered by the built in wind up mechanism energy generator.
F.As standard mechanical date and time sundial via wind up mechanism with regular watch face and hands.Allows the system to work follow the sun in the vault sky.It is connected to the working main frame like clock work.
G.Lots of black and white and coloured templates can be bought then slotted into its projector slot also in a line flick book type books run through this machine like film like ammo rounds going through on cogs via a turning handle action or on auto power from the solar power or main system wind up motion powering source.The projector slot is placed before the prism before the magnifying unit templates such as double triple treble rainbow book,18+ silent gangster tales,and animal shapes for the kids,cars and bikes boats, planes and flying birds.Other well known stories animate.
Continuing The Invention Innovation,And The Way It Works.
X.To make the rainbow is the natural sunshine to be angled onto the angled mirror that faces south where the sunshines most also via flicking a switch auto the main mirrors ‘A’ mirror and ‘B’ mirror can move with the sunlight into the needed angles of 180 degrees via turning the whole unit at the base stand in a clockwork motion auto via the sundial clock mechanism compass sunshine sensoring system positioning the sun mirror acutely throughout the wonderful day via the watch time sundial piece which is connected to the main frame computer to the laws of a standard regular watch device mechanically via wheels and cogs not electronically plus also I repeat it has a wind up working battery action to power this machine.
I’ll continue.
Y.The Sunlight projects between ‘A’ and ‘B’ mirrors back and towards and through the light spray shower of water upwards at the correct angle a naturally made rainbow occurs.Example 42 degree angle withen a drop of water for red and 45 for violet means the reflected light would have to be between a 10 and 11 O’clock watch face I believe for the different heights of the rain rod.This is made done automatically via the systems mechanical timing computer and clock for correct desired effect.
And Importantly.Regarding imaging.
Z.One needs to stand on the to the right of the garden apparatus for a natural film projection imaging withen the rainbow and prism rainbow the white light stream and visuals of a smaller imaging mirror ‘1st’ mirror 1 in the imaging sequence is angled to the direction of the left of mirror ‘A’ / from the left main mirror to the 2nd mirror which is positioned by the mechanism with an extra sheild screen on it’s right and partly upperside to block out the glare of the sun against mirror ‘A’.So this 2nd mirror in the sequence is reflecting capturing the 1st mirror visuals projects it through a lense with minification properties through the length of the metal cylinder which has a small mirror outside the other end mirror 3 but is still withen the sealed dark unit it reflects up to the final mirror,mirror 4 aiming the mirror image #1 directly in front of the inner side of the magnifier completing the 4 mirror cycle back to right side the reflecting of it big again through the magnifying glass along with the harnessed power of the sunlight through the magnifier and the moving illusions are projected angled together through the magnifying glass and up through the water shower spray made rain and the live illusion of visuals and light is accomplished withen the showers of rainbow and rain.It will work at night via the units powerful spot light via the thin light slot for light to enter into the prism projecting device to mirror ‘B’ and back even with the rain machine on.In the day time through the same viewing shutter slot clicked into place in for example in over cast weather the spot light prism effect will also give the same desired effect.The projection book templates for example the spotlight could be used on this system in real rain time for some distance I expect in light and dark also in regular rainbow weather it will be at its best mate.It has a mechanical on off switch via a switch pully mechanism which blacks it all out via turning the magnifying glass to a 90 degree angle and a black out shutter slides down each outer mirror via wire pully mechanism and the water cycle stops via mechanical cap.All the time it is off and the sun is shining it has a solar powering battery panel charger unit.
Couple of extras including some black and white and coloured template books,with a clydoscope device that also slots into place,giant blank slot in compact disc mirror,washing up liquid,mirror polish,a jimmy rag for cleaning mirror apparatus,plus spare 1000 watt spot light bulb and a handful of different lenses and mirrors .
The wind up power battery works this way when a function is commanded the power is needed,the system clicks into place.The wind up power is given through the switches on the command consol.The switch circuit mother board runs on a cog and tooth clicks and locks into place via a controlled latch via a pressure band engine that winds up via the handle and unwinds on latches at different speeds time intervals via the cogs for the power of different functions the parts move into place via the same dynamics.This battery or pressure can be made to last sometime as when a 10 metre elastic power band has unravelled the connected next one of 10 and the power band moves into place via a controlled cog and tooth motion and it winds up goes the opposit way when winding up fresh power.Little energy is needed for the device so the system works for quite sometime.
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Invention 42+.
A Super Compact all in one world sports coaching And refereeing device.
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Invention 43+.
Home And Industrial Painting Decorating Device.Invention ‘43+’.
A device that measures rooms of a home paints and wallpapers decorates it all in ½ a day expertly done what exquisite décor awfully brilliantly thought out.
It has the onboard calculating measuring up shop computer main frame should decorate up to an industrial scale this programmable device paints,hangs wallpaper it can decorate up to 10,000 different designs using this simple voice interfacing red blue green yellow buttoned and language math keying in pad device.
Continued Example.
It has six wheels with a strong breaking system for extra health and safety it runs on a 12 hour rechargeable battery.It’s main arm mechanism ‘#1 red’ consists of the extendable pole and press supporting apparatus a pointing painting sponge edging device which if withen the command preprogramming moves into position mechanically its special feature is its ability to hang exceptional quality artistic wallpaper whilst pasting hanging cutting from exact measurements the software contained withen the devices brain is of course preprogrammed with the knowledge of the finest arts expertise.It has an extra arm joint on the left hand side of the mechanism ‘#2 blue’ to go around shelves mantle pieces around pipes over hard to reach places glossing door frames and more this arm has an automatic clockwork motion which swings ‘#2 blue arm’ around 180 degrees in a controlled motion on a electronic mechanical cog system following up the measure of each room painting of the skirting boards et-cetera per system measure the entire unit arm height is caperble of extending besides and out from the ‘#1 red’ up to 4 metres via telescopic motion the strong art arm ‘#1 red’ and ‘#2blue’ arms can both extend out horizontally to 1 whole meter in when hanging proper papers and painting as the system is correctly weighted.
I’ll continue.
With ease the given voice command into the systems microphone the instructions the chosen decorating schedule for each room hallway bathroom stairs kitchen dining room other rooms games room fitness room spare bedrooms etc.Blue button to be pressed when you have finished the unit will then relay it all back via it’s led language screen and computer voice terminal the same screen has a small alphabetical keying in pad for commands also when your commands spoken back via device it is now programmed unit speaks ready.Green light flashes on and off all that is now needed is to make sure it is in position flush with all / any wall of the home office building or example church etc... Then to press the green button up next to the green light to start device the paint wallpaper,wallpaper paste for each room is decorated and the performance of the machine delivers precisely the exact desired effect when commanded with the start green button.The art decorating device makes a lap of the room or even desired the entire home to measure the space via his calculated but basic measuring laser grid measuring system matrix from its standard smart arm on ‘#3 green arm’ with auto pilot it rolls out on a electrical mechanical cog system from withen the bottem of the main arm ‘#1 red arm’ it is a smart measuring arm which is connected by a cable to send the precise measurements information to the system mainframe then the smart measuring arm ‘arm 3 green’ extendable arm has a number of metal ball joints run on a clockwork system arm will measure it up and down and move across in 1 metre measurements moving from room to room so is flush with the wall each rooms measurement is stored withen its onboard memory the ceiling area is also calculated by the measurements of every wall in each room and is also sized up for a fitting and for example room 1 lounge to room 2 hallway to room 3 dining room to hallway to stairs.The device manages the stair and stair ceiling via the same system dynamics as regular room sizing up it also manages the stairs made possible from the design as for the way the wheels at the base of unit is to be built in 2 parts on a heavy duty hydraulic lift it seperates a ½ cm from the front end the precision breaking system kicks in then device lifts up to the measure of the stair height then lifted front and back end rolls into position safely with the wheel turning clockwork mechanism breaks again for safety then performs the wall papering motion painting motion with weighted balance for that measure of stair aswell as skirting boards the desired colour then the whole units weight is taken from a lowering of a heavy base contained withen the system jacking on the front end lifting the entire unit securely up to the next step the back end lowers back down and the unit moves forward for the same motion to the top stair on it’s wheel.The same rules apply to the unit safely on the way downwards the stairs.
On the wall papering painting plus cutting instruments.Arm ‘#1 red’ and ‘#2 blue’ including the precision material application device and storage.
'#1 red arm main arm.’Once we have commanded the green light as we know the unit will make a lap of the home when it is done we have an amber or yellow light it double checks with itself if system go light turns green it is in green mode ok.Then it starts to apply the chosen paper and paint onto the walls celings skirting boards at a maximum of 1 metre wide plus to the top measure height for each particular pre programmed designed rooms.See also below .
Example 1.Wallpapering.The main arm ‘1# red’ lines up flush to each wall vertically the blank wall paper runs through a the machine through its ink painting printing part straight onto the main arm the main arm consists of its vertical thin and flexible metal sheet plus for extra height a second sheet slides mechanically up via cogs clock work mechanism clicks safely into place and back the opposit direction mechansim.So when paper is in place fixed correct it slides / they click unlock slide around on a circular channelling groove with guiding pully system on it’s wheels and axels the system moves around in a circular motion on via its bare frame grooves from behind the paper to infront of it and gently presses onto the wall papers firmly via a pistons that click maneuver firmly into place equally spaced on the each side of ‘#1 red arm’ length the pistons then pressure to the wall for a 4 seconds period after the cut is achieved both ends in top to bottem timing.The next paper to be hung is already pre indexed in the system as is the whole process pre measured printed cut precisely sized and so the art will match via the following process as the paper runs through the ink jet printer it measures off the 4cm surplus top and bottem edge it is gripped by a 4 cm soft rubber grip part it is attached to metal slat mechanism at each end of its length of 1 metre.The paper is turned over ‘1’ ½ turn outwards from the wall after making the pass of 4cm making a measured crease for cut it achieves the designed position onto the wall as it makes the ‘1’ ½ turn at the bottem as the the metal slat turns via the units electronically powered clockwork mechanism system it turns over the 1 metre wide 1.75cm metal width 0.25cm depth the paper reaches still in position it turns the paper another ‘1 ½ turn for the cut as all paper measurments allow exactly 4 cm overlay of paper top and bottem for this cutting trimming lifting raising up of the hanging wallpaper process metal slat is connected via a magnet system on each side of the extendable main arm ‘#1 red arm’ it is also mechanically detractable by 4 for the tighter measure it can do this with ease as it’s pre programmed measurements via its computer brain commands and in timing with the art wallpaper print out slowly fixes up to the exact cut and match design as it has all been pre measured and stored withen the memory.Continuing the ink printed paper lifts runs up to the top of the extendable arm on the magnet clocking up to the top mark up on its clock work precision lever lifting system using 2 metal pullies and 2 strong heavy duty cables.Once the paper is in position it cuts to fit at the top for the metal slat through a thin groove on a wire miniature razer blade built in all 4 mechanically detractable pieces top and bottem they move through the metal slat and the ink is already dry.It does not run as the glue used is a strong regular paper paste glue as this is a decorating computer system applying it better then humanly correctly it will be perfect consisitancy applied evenly thinly so no bubbles after the pressed art papers have been applied.When all the job is finished done lights flash 'red blue green yellow done' and a blip from its on board mini speaker.
Ink to paper application storage of materials withen unit.
As it wallpapers the fine arts via programmed choice and memory ink they print out and fit match and measure all the commanded programme using it’s 10 litre red 10 litre blue 10 litre yellow tanks through each separate sponge just like a regular colour cartridge through ink valves very similar to a standard printer.It also has a attachable reusable washable separate tank for glossing white skirting and doors et cetera.Have your home painted out for example like the Sistine Chapel in ½ a day mate add city backdrops country landscapes clan tartans and crests even or utilising it’s memory card slot photos of family loved ones and friends printed painted to perfection any scale on your walls by just keying in speech recognition commanding the unit via the terminal consol.The paper is held withen the machine also up to the equivellent of max 100 rolls of wall paper it is speciality light weight and thinner then regular wall papers it is finer art dear.
This is going to be an expensive device with a ten year guarantee for example a life style purchase a result plus to be made available to anyone who would like to hire it.
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Invention 44.
‘Magic Pin.’
Device for the blind.
To allow them to see better.
Description.
Main device is an audio and visual computing box with secure belt clip with camera microphone head phone jack a red blue green yellow buttons,with a video line + usb connection and jack input.
This computes all audio and visual sent from ‘the magic pin’ as a live audio description from flick book of images.A flick book of up to 100 pages a second each made up of the morse and code via 10 lines of code and morse are sent to this device that shall clip onto a belt securely via wire connection the information of audio and visuals from the ‘magic eye’ camera microphone data stream is sent up a regular data connection wire to the belt computing device which comprises of a processor of 5 insulated wire lines connecting for audio and 5 insulated wire lines for visuals.The x2 ‘5’ wires process the data stream of camera ‘the eyes’ and microphone ‘the ears’ from the clip pin ‘magic pin’ / camera microphone machine which can be placed anywhere on the person via the 1 metre cable.Continued description… Audio and visual is computed by the X2 ‘5’ wires into pulses of morse data stream.This is achieved by the audio and visuals being processed onto a 2 grid system of 10 X 10 grid in sequence the grid is filled with a 1 to 100 flick book of images for 5 wire camera stream images in sequence as they stream live plus a 1 to 100 audio grid of noises and speech as they come through the system they are converted into a flick book of morse language data stream into audio voice to allow blind persons to enjoy an ongoing sensory description of the day what is in view of the wide camera lense with voice command zoom in and out function the camera is mounted on the magic pin with a safety pin fastener.It allows blind people to enjoy a more complete sensation of the wonderful day as it happens pal.
I’ll Continue.
Functions continued.Command the all seeing magic pin today focus me on colour and form until lunchtime then I like to betold a tale of description of motion today of course these parametres and more come as standard.Later on tonight we’ll try it to tv mode or computer monitor mode via plugging it in so for a dynamic accurate description.This special unit comes with 2 rechargable batteries and charger.
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Invention 45.
Sculptors dream art think up painting engine.
An all in one sculpting art printing contraption in carry case.
Art anything solid made in stone clay wood metal and plastics quick and with minimum of ease This unit can make any artistic form up to 50 by 50 cm size.
1.Viewing monitor with connection up down left right 1 to 10 keying in pad red blue green yellow buttons.‘C System’ Memory Card expansion slot.
2.Built in Mother board memory data base of over 50,000 pictures patterns shapes forms.‘C System’
3.Detachable basic digital camera for catching form colour 3 dimensional of any object at 4 shot angles.Wire connection.
4.X2 More Artist machines.A system B system.
5.X10 rolls of thin water proof elasticated sheet cloth 100 cm each for system ‘B’.
6.Jack power pack and battery operated.
7.Special all ink jet cartridge tank system ‘B’.
8.X1 Electronic mechanism paint sprayer.
9.X2 Minature knives running on magnetic grooved cutting grid ‘B’.
10.Magnets,metal pullys …
11.Strong metal stone lathing machine device withen ‘A’ System connected with the art programming of ‘A System Unit via wire.
12.X2 Heating fan system for unit ‘B’ for reasons of drying the paint.
Re: About ‘A’ Unit.
‘A Unit’ Choose from the connected data base of images up to 50,000+ forms.Consists of miniature X4 Horizontally moving and X4 Vertically moving multi size lathing device for art sculpture box part 1 stage 1 of the triple part set.The horizontal plus vertically machine operated miniature built in art filing lathes withen this machine Sculpting System.This is a box shape artists contraption 60 x60 cm and can produce complex works of art up to 50 X 50 cm in diameter.It works inside the box it constructs makes art forms with the materials of clay wood stone metal and plastics to the chosen pre- programmed art stored withen it’s memory system or your photographed images taken by camera or any image from memory card.This sculpting machine has built in camera which photographs stores the information artistic form withen the wire connection to ‘C Unit’ memory banks onto a viewing monitor mainframe computing brain system with wire connection ports + 3 pin AC power adapter supplied plus batteries compartment.It builds the form builds that art quickly and easily for you storing the image in its connected brain for the next stage of painting quickly the desired effect if needed.Device comes typically standard with built in safety table clamps X 2.
Now About ‘Unit ‘B.’ + The Working Of ‘C Unit Brain processing Device.’
‘B Device.’ Art painting system is another box shape contraption with which works from the inside each side is the same grid measure as the cyber memory data base 100 x 100 detail.1st phase management = The object is scanned using a flash camera inside box shot or already stored image withen mainframe.Photographing all 5 sides of the object withen the system its measure and form.All 5 side angles of it then moves down by magnet pully system to for the 2nd rotation of shot same again for the 3rd than after the fourth it moves into position from the bottem and top using this same method the magnet motion is powered via a clock work mechanism it is electronically machine powered as it moves around takes the shot then disappears into its little compartment in the final corner of the camera shot rotation this is achieved by the sliding magnet motion clicking flicking open the hatch protection door compartment by rolling clockwork motion over a cog then it is back at the starting point when reactivated it goes through the same mechanical process opening a hatch the other side.As each part of this process is completed the camera photo images are sent electronically to the brain connected device relaying the dimensions of the object inside the box it processes these then onto its computer processing 3d grid of 100 x 100 computing the pre selected chosen picture pattern or outer connected desired camera 2d image photo onto the grid then calculates the 3d dimensional parameters on a basis of the object to be printed was placed front wards facing forwards it then processes through its memory data base all five sides of this continued example a example ‘stone garden gnome’ computing it onto the same grid references sides for the object image each side computed further via its processor for 2nd phase management… Using its electronically powered clockwork operation the system on auto pilot rated cuts out all the design layers from withen the cutting box which is 20 cm depth 40cm across square with it’s miniature knives that are connected move into action up down left right plus diagonal across a metal grid on a magnet at the bottem of the cutting box moving and cutting the programmed colouring templates from the computing of the brain unit connected according to it’s pre programmed parameters the positioning of the 2nd arm so the grid is in exact alignment with the brains cyber grid matrix processing for all these angles.Step by step of the process rolls out each part of the thin elasticated waterproof cloth template off the roll at the top of this cutting box in a production line system and each part is then sprayed by the 1 miniture robot arm spray painter connected to the special ink cartridge tank by the flow tube all withen the system box.Each individual template rolls out mechanically on the units 2nd arm gripped by rubber pinchers just like a electronic crocodile clip motion.The grip of the 2nd arm robot onto the placement arm cartridge which is for wrapping each colour template design back from the cutting box at the top is situated just behind the gripper clip.The action is a winding down over the object horizontally on the wheel and groove operated clockwork system which rotates downwards around the outside of the inside of the box also on a magnet pullying system and all the computing measurements placing of the template cloth is programmed plus cut to fit at this angle diagonally for all measure an exactly to the specific parameters of the work of art wanted…I’ll continue the elasticated template wrap around the object like a glove via the 2rd arm grip which moves in and out on a pressurized mechanical spring into box depth of 49 cm the desired effect electronically to the bottem and holds in place for every coloured spray it then operates each template unwraps them off by mechanically going back up the spiral rolling up the cloth around onto the extension roller ‘the cartridge’ so not to damage the piece with excess paint spill when at the end of each individual template movement the 2th arm at the top pushes off the cartridge into the waste cartridge compartment 10 cm across + 20 cm deep letter box via moving into place over the disposal unit a small piston action flicks it out into that box as the inside lip is bigger than the cartridge moves across into place and waits for paint application the bin slot is next to the cutting box which can be emptied from the outside drawer.Note.The paint is applied in a finest light mist spray at this time the paint applying spraying movement is a constant smooth application using the same wheel and magnetic groove spiral as the 2nd arm motion finishes and moves into its waiting bay via a locking magnet and metal pullying in action off the rails.Then the painting arm shall move function ‘Arm 1’ into its place from its waiting bay using the same dynamics of left and right sliding magnet lock unlock and pully.It then does the job the 1st arm painting arm moves up and is replaced by the 2nd arm placement arm then the process starts again after 1 minute as the built in 30 degree heating fan unlocks uncovers mechanically sliding up on a pully and drys each paint application then shuts again using same system dynamics. This all happens on a technological conveyer system as the next colour template is ready to move into place so the cutting process starts again.The system will make a beeping noise when project is finished.
When the entire process is finished done you have desired artistic effect.
Ends Inventory 45.
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Invention 46.
R.B.G.Y.Little Box Of Tricks.A Red Blue Green Yellow Ultimate Nick Nack Of Inventions.
This Box Of Useful Nick Nack Tricks.
This Is A small Home Transmitting Box With Portable Belt Clip.Consisting of The Transmitting Box Brain.A Packet of X10 Transmitting Stickers.A X4 Of Smart Pins In Colour Of Red Blue Green Yellow.
This is a true Red Blue Green Yellow Innovation Invention.
‘A’
About The Stickers.
Stickers.A packet of X10 Transmitting stickers.
1.Each sticker has an individual barcode.
2.Each sticker has a tiny transmitter withen it’s programming linked to it’s main device only.
3.All ten stickers are linked to the brain machine operation.
4.All ten stickers have a 100 metre connection radius.
About the operation function
Before sticking the sticker onto something that could be easily misplaced by you, scan it’s barcode with ‘Red’ Smart Pin Camera which is connected to main portable machine.It scans the code and connects the particular sticker for this example pin ‘7’ with it’s turn on activation command such as whistle a double clap or even the name of the object via it’s built in microphone.Processes it with it’s onboard computing power.A connection test is run automatically with 4 beeps success everytime you may then stick it onto any object which you might misplace.When the desired object is temporarily lost and needed to be found command the command or press ‘7’ on the small keying in pad for sticker ‘7’ activating the transmitting device on the sticker.The particular object is also shown on ‘B’ Green Pin visuals for memory and a blip.The smart stickers miniature transmitting reciever receives on activation transmits back to belt device which projects the beeping sound from the belt in speaker system a homing signal with red blue green yellow flashing location blip on it’s light up in the dark L.E.D.green matrix grid showing with it’s built in compass the postion when pointing you to north the beeping increases in speed just like miniature radar system withen a hundred metre radius until your on top of the misplaced item hearing a constant beep.For the extra sight when eyes and memory is not enough.
‘B’
About The Pins.
Red.Read anything allowed pin.The Cameras visual data stream is sent transmitted back to the main unit up to 100 metres radius broken down each 1 second broken down into a flick book of images via radio waves signal to the main unit in a pulse.The flick book of code and morse images is computed layed out at the receiving main unit end back onto a 10 by 10 cyber grid each second of code is processed in sequence to make 1,1 second page of image picture thus the flick book of morse and code is processed constructed into moving visual images onto green monitor ‘green pin’ the cyber matrix system resets every second for new 1 second grid image.The ‘red pin’ the camera also has the electronic clockwork 360 degree pivoting head which is operated from remote voice command position reversing the transmitting data stream command via ‘the red button switch’.Use it’s voice command system for turning up the volume turn camera to 7 O’clock 1 O’ clock et cetera.
‘Red’ Pin can also read allowed anything that you point it at as explained above into an audio description via the speaker and convert it into text to save onto the 2 Giga expandable removable extra memory card.
‘Blue Pin’ L.E.D Light torch.Shines powerfully a red or a blue green or yellow light.
‘Green’ Pin.Small 1 inch visual monitor pin plugs into device via 50cm length wire connection for the operation connection to Red Pin.
Yellow.’Yellow Pin’ is a miniature monitor z radar homing system screen connected via 50cm wire in respect to the stickers.It’s scanning mechanism is explained above in ‘A’ to be used with ‘A’ The Transmitting stickers.
‘C’
More On The Main Unit.Brain Unit.
The stickers and pins devices all link to the brain transmitting receiver box.They all connect safely to the main unit and each part clips connects and fits into compatments withen the machine.The device is battery operated and can be charged with a standard battery life.’Red pin’ Blue Pin’ ‘Green Pin’ ‘Yellow Pin’ all have an internal rechargeable battery power source and can work off the main unit. The box has as standard a built in microphone for command and speaker for ears.The machine device has a 1 to 0 keying in pad + red blue green yellow buttons which light up as that for ease of use in the dark.Plus a red switch.Head phone jack imput of course a powering on / off clicker switch.
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THE 'INK WELL TV E PAPER KNOWLEDGE MACHINE UP.Also Device Known As 'PAPER TV.'
My Ink Well And Pen Is Greater Than Yours.Holds 'All' The Known Knowledge + Plugs Into Any TV VCR System.
This Device is 1 Apparatus machine with a couple of expertly placed wires.
INTRO.
Using a basic digital stylus wire connected pointing device connected to 'my' digital Ink Well 'The Knowledge' all the known knowledge informations of the universal cosmos and earth sciences an arts connected to the each unique X10 E paper clip board page pad papers this is Z hi- tech clipboard.
IMPORTANT READ.
Mine is all knowledge needed held withen the memory chip machine this 'Digital Ink Well.'
1)Of Course 1st Dictionary's All Languges of the world.Thesaurus.Translated all here today all ideals and philosophy's are indexed with the onboard system computer like terminal encylopedia.
2)Holy Bible/Other Relgious Works.The Way To Write Theology and taught.
3)Business/Sub Menues/I.E.Legal Marketing Accounting Programmes... All Advice ever needed X10 fold over.
4)Teach And Taught All Maths to advanced physics.With Many Sub Menue topics and skills...
5)Doctor Professor Philosopher Answers All Questions.
6)Sciences.Sub Menue All Branches Of Science And Occult Sciences.
7.Music.Using Page 7.Music Page.The information held withen my unit allows you to teach and be taught any musical instrument I.E. Piano Drumming rhythm tempos and guitars church organ to name a few by pressing the basic wire connected styless onto the musical instrument diagrammes.Learn to play in the style of the greats taking use of its audio teaching programming.+ compose new music real advise from the programmed pros.
8)Arts Iconography Symbolism.Voice Prompters to do this in the style of Vincent Van Gogh Michelangleo grid reference here then there the colour from your Palet Option On Its Ink Well plus auto select.Also written and recordable descriptions given and written comments reviews given or your work if asked command from the pre- programmed mind set of experts from the Ink Well ...
9)Creative Writing/Learning.Example.(A)The system advises the build up of the sentence layout a better sounding more advanced word of each document when choosing sub menue 1.Letter Writing.2.Business.3.Novel Writing Sub Menue... For Example plus all more... Horror,Crime,Love Story,Science Fiction,Factual and Masterpieces On Any Subject auto writes you a written review speak your subject matter an it will automate you a better piece worded on this ratio of 10 key words plus ask for in the style of Iain Innes or Shakespeare for example yes.
10)Other Creative Skills brainstorming example Technical Drawing all information for Trade skills I.E. Building an house the way the greatest Architecs.Plus including my system way to creativity innovation invention philosophy on the system you see today at www.inventioncorporate.com .
Regarding the Ink Well.
It Is Rectangular and fixed to the E Pad X10 Memory Card Slots Main Frame Memory Card Slot with computer type brain processing system.With the X2 detachable wire connections it connects.Well then it is just Keying In Pad of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and Colour Palet scale of Red Blue Green Yellow.It Has A Basic lit L.E.D. right to left scrolling screen for viewing The 1 To 10 Lists / each 1 to 10 Sub Lists Of All Known Information also all is viewable onto the TV set device.Plus other function buttons coloured red blue green yellow function.The unit when in teaching mode teach via audio commands and TV display visuals from the small built in speaker plus of course through the volume control via television it also has a built in microphone on the Ink Well.It is battery operated.
Regarding The E Paper...
X10 E Sheets Of white transparent paper with each the different '1 to 10' subject board layout to imput each subject parametres that corrospond to each subject matter and sub memnues + a front page cover interface for TV visual commands and back cover for your index.All X10 sheets of subject paper are flexible thin pressure sensitive pads a 10,000 by 10,0000 built in grid layout with the programmed schematics of each paper and on this same basis the data stream transmits to the E Paper Pad to the TV Visuals via wire connection.The subjects are correctly aligned and postioned in according to the Ink Well Mainframe computer matrix memory on the 10,000 by 10,000 grid system.This system has built in Voice Command plus handwriting to Digital Type.+ any Language Conversion obviously.You know your last position on the page as the back cover of the clip board in the middle withen it's grid has 10,000+ miniture red L.E.D. lights on the bottem right of each grid reference that stay lit up from the last pressure point of the stylus and so on.
Of course for each subject there is a removable memory card to plug into any device with your data plus the whole unit has a back up removable 500 Giga Bite Memory.
The unit comes with a scart Lead and Video In plus plugs into any TV VCR to view your My Pen Is Greater Than Yours Machine Information Schematics.The Data stream connects the Ink Well Machine data via the fibre optic information wire connection plus the wire connecting the pen to Ink is a fibre optic data stream connection. When the unit machine is connected the pen works as the Tv on screen remote.
Zthat is the way it works you see.
THE BRAIN FOR ALL THIS IS IN THE INK.
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